Bill Clinton Gets Owned By Hillary

(Play-by-play commentary):  Okay Dan, so let's take a closer look at this play with our Fox Sports' Slow-Motion Replay, brought to you by the new Gillette® Fusion® ProGlide™ Power Razor -- Gillette's most advanced blade ever. 

Here you've got the veteran, #42, Bill Clinton, leaning in for the kiss, and then... BAM!!!!! DENIED by former teammate, Hillary Clinton, who turns right around and intercepts a kiss from Rookie-of-the-Year, Barack Obama. Wow, Dan! I'm surprised the officials didn't flag her for unsportsmanlike conduct on that one!

Right about now Bill's probably thinkin' to himself, "What did I ever do to deserve this?!"  Well Dan, if you can remember back to the '95-'96 season you might recall a free agent by the name of Lewinsky.  I don't know for sure, Dan, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Hillary hasn't forgotten about it.

Now I don't know if I've ever seen anything like this before, Dan, but is it possible that Hillary pulls off the perfect Double-Reverse/Touch-back/2-Point Conversion here?  It looks as though she might have placed a "Kick Me!" sign on Obama's back during their quick embrace.  Let's see how the officials rule after further booth review...